Poo keychain

Novelty poo keychain

This is a novelty poo keychain that I’ve created myself. 😛

I’ve decided to not to spend so much time on each keychain bonbonniere because the boys at the banquet would probably not appreciate the fine craftsmanship anyway 😛 This novelty poo keychain only takes about 15 minutes to make.

I’ve included this very easy pattern below. It can be a symbolic gift for the dirtbag ex.

Novelty poo keychain pattern

Stitches in pattern

sc = single crochet
sc2tog = single crochet two together
sl st = slip stitch

Round 1: 6 sc in a magic ring (6)
Round 2: 2 sc in each sc (12)
Round 3: *2 sc in next sc, sc in next sc* x6 (18)
Round 4: *2 sc in next sc, sc in next 2 sc* x6 (24)
Round 5: *2 sc in next sc, sc in next 3 sc* x6 (30)
Round 6: sc in each sc (30)
Round 7: sc in each sc(30)
Round 8: *sc2tog, sc in next 3 sc* x6 (24)
Round 9: *sc2tog, sc in next 2 sc* x6 (18)
Round 10: *sc2tog, sc in next sc* x6 (12)
Round 11: *2 sc in next sc, sc in next sc* x6 (18)
Round 12: *2 sc in next sc, sc in next 2 sc* x6 (24)
Round 13: *sc2tog, sc in next 2 sc* x6 (18)
Round 14: *sc2tog, sc in next sc* x6 (12)
Round 15: *sc2tog* x6 (6)
Round 16: 2 sc in each sc (12)
Round 17: *2 sc in next sc, sc in next sc* x6 (18)
Round 18: *sc2tog, sc in next sc* x6 (12)
Round 19: *sc2tog* x6 (6)
Round 20: *sc2tog* x3 (3)
Round 21: sc2tog, sc

Sl st in next sc and fasten off, leaving long tail. compress and sow the layers together about 5 times around the novelty poo.

Sowing layers together

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